Sunday, 26 July 2026

AI report

 

Around six months after my last experiment, I bearded ChatGPT in its den regarding the poetic output of one Tom Edward Phillips (which it correctly identified as “the British-Bulgarian poet, not the visual artist”). On this occasion, I asked it to write two poems – titled ‘Poetry is the New Rock’n’Roll’ and ‘Portishead’ respectively. Previous AI-generated versions of these poems have been utterly dire – often written in rhyming couplets and with hideously clichéd phrasing. This time the results were noticeably scarier, not because they resemble the original poems with those titles in any way, shape or form, but because they both resemble the poems with those titles I might have written now. Were they in Bulgarian, in fact, they wouldn’t look wholly out of place in the new book, ‘Self-portrait with Tobacco Moustache’. I’ll include the two poems at the end of this document because, in the meantime and intrigued, I went on to ask ChatGPT what it thought are the predominant features of a Tom Phillips poem. Its answer alleged that “habits of attention” are more important than “stylistic tics” (I’d go with that) and that the main qualities of my work are that it’s a) “Meditative without being confessional”; offers “A double cultural perspective”; regards “The ordinary as a portal”; and shows “An interest in etymology and language itself”; are “intellectual but not academic”; exhibits “musical restraint”; has “a preference for ambiguity over closure”; regards “landscape as history”; and exhibits “dry, understated wit”. At this point in the discussion, the machine decides that my “broader literary neighbourhood” incorporates George Szirtes, Michael Longley, Alice Oswald and Seamus Heaney (Elizabeth Bishop gets added a bit later on).

It then asked me which Tom Phillips poems I’ve been reading and I directed it towards ‘Kvartal’ – the poem which, although originally written in English, in many ways forms – in Kristin Dimitrova’s magnificent translation, the core of the ‘Self-Portrait’ book. Now the machine’s interpretation focuses on “its allegiance to the local”, “a documentary impulse”, “a refusal to inflate experience”, “urban pastoral”, “tonal democracy” and “plain syntax”. “Finally,” ChatGPT concludes. “I think his work has a quality that reminds me more of some Central and Eastern European poets than of much contemporary British lyric poetry: history is present, but it arrives sideways.”

And so it goes on – with reflections on my work as a playwright and as a translator, the improved visibility of literature in translation, why a translation of Blaga Dimitrova’s Lavina would be a welcome addition to the ‘modern classic’ English-language library (I am here and available for the task!) and even a concession that AI will never be able to replace human translators of literary texts.

What’s scary, of course, is the rapidity with which AI learns. Six months ago it was vague and evasive. These days it’s chucking out thoughts which aren’t entirely laughable – its subtlest point, perhaps, being that I’m not imitating Bulgarian and East European poetry, but am exhibiting its influence. The whole conversation is doused in flattery, and I’ve been lucky enough to get quite a bit of coverage for recent publications, thereby giving AI more material to ‘scrape’, but the machine is no longer simply regurgitating phrases other people have written, it’s making links, considering, coming up with thoughts which are new to me and, I have to admit of interest in a potentially useful way (“tonal democracy” being one),

Saying all this doesn’t mean that I don’t still regard AI as a threat rather than an opportunity, but it’s been an interesting experiment and one that’s probably downgraded my instinctive DefCon3 to DefCon2 – at least for the moment.

Here, should you be interested, are my poems ‘Poetry is the New Rock’n’Roll’ and ‘Portishead’ rewritten in the style of ‘Kvartal’ by AI:

Poetry is the New Rock'n'Roll

The amplifiers retired quietly.

No ceremony.
Only a low electrical hum
left inside the walls.

Now the feedback comes

from vowels
leaning too hard
against silence.

A poem enters wearing 

yesterday's leather jacket,

its elbows patched
with borrowed alphabets.

It has crossed borders

without learning
to salute them.

It knows that every language

keeps a basement

where unfinished songs
wait beside extinct gods,
cheap cigarettes,
and a grandmother
folding history into pastry.

The crowd is smaller now.

 A dozen listeners, perhaps.

Enough
to start a weather.

The microphone
has become a page.

The page,
a dangerous little stage
where metaphors refuse
their assigned seating.

Watch carefully.

A line break
can throw a government
further than a guitar solo.

The old rebellion

travelled by volume.

This one
travels by echo.

A child copies a sentence

into the margin of a textbook.

 A stranger underlines

one impossible image
on a train.

Someone translates it badly.

Someone else
misunderstands it perfectly. 

The poem survives
by changing accents
without changing pulse.

Call it quiet
if you like.

Seeds are quiet.

Fault lines are quiet.

The moon
never needed a drum kit.

When the lights come up,
there is no encore.

Only people
walking home
with unfamiliar words
beating time
inside their pockets,

as though language itself
has remembered

that it was always
the loudest instrument.

Portishead

The sea arrives

without insisting
on being the sea.

It is content

to be mud,
a mirror with poor eyesight,
a long conversation
between tide and stone 

People learn patience here.

Not because they choose it,
but because water
keeps rearranging
the meaning of arrival.

Gulls annotate the morning
with their untidy script.

A dog discovers
that every stick
has travelled further
than anyone can prove.

The high street
wears its decades lightly.

Behind windows
someone is making tea,
someone is leaving,
someone has forgotten
that departure
often looks exactly
like staying.

Across the estuary
another shore
pretends to be closer
than weather allows.

Distance has always been
the harbour's favourite illusion.

Evening lowers itself
into the boats.

Ropes tighten.

Metal cools.

The last light
collects in puddles
where the sky,
unable to decide
whether it belongs
to land or water,
settles briefly
for both.

You leave believing
nothing happened.

Then, days later,
walking somewhere inland,
you notice
your thoughts

still keeping time

with the tide.

Wednesday, 1 April 2026


The third man not on the moon

 

I’ve always thought of Mike Collins

circling above Neil and Buzz

as they performed their moves

on the lunar surface.

 

That would have been me:

the one in the wings while Hamlet

strode out on stage to give

his stepfather his due.

 

In Cambridge, 1983,

neither the KGB nor CIA

knocked on my door –

not even the sixth or seventh

 

or eighth or ninth man –

so, of course, nobody

looks twice when

I get on the trolley

 

even though my beard

appears to have

Marxist aspirations.

America’s shouting

 

as it always has –

war on earth (Vietnam, Iran)

and space distractions

conveniently arriving.

 

Oh, Mike, I think of you,

how I stayed up all night

to watch that American flag

being unfurled by someone else.

 

 

 

 

Saturday, 7 March 2026

Balkan connections

 

Although several of my forebears had connections with countries like Russia and the Netherlands and, through their business interests, with the East Indies and the Virginia Colony, I’d yet to find any links to SE Europe anywhere in my family history.

Given that my mother’s ‘official’ maiden name was Joan Thompson – even though her biological father was my grandmother’s then lover Eric Butler rather than her estranged husband Percy Thompson – it seemed possible there might be a connection, albeit a somewhat indirect one, via Frank Thompson, the British officer who liaised with Bulgarian partisans during the Second World War, was captured and executed by the Nazis, and has a Bulgarian village named after him. That Percy and Frank Thompson’s fathers both lived in Oxford at one time was suggestive, but if there is any ancestral relationship between the two Thompson families, I’ve yet to find it.

It was when I happened to follow up links to a number of academic papers about one of my Elizabethan ancestors, Thomas ‘Customer’ Smythe – of interest to historians as the chief collector of custom duties for Elizabeth I – that I discovered one of his grandsons was granted a hereditary peerage and made the first Viscount Strangford (a so-called ‘Irish peerage’). This grandson was the son of Sir Thomas Smythe, Customer’s most well-known son, and not my direct ancestor (my family line runs through Customer’s third surviving son, Henry Smythe, reputedly the family renegade), but, out of curiosity, I looked up the Viscounts Strangford online. The Viscountcy came to end in the nineteenth century, but the sixth Viscount’s brief online biography revealed that he’d worked in the British diplomatic mission to the Ottoman Empire in Constantinople and had an interest in Balkan languages. It was his younger son, Percy, the eighth Viscount Strangford (the seventh, his older brother having died without an heir), and, more importantly, his wife, Emily, daughter of Admiral Beaufort (of the famous Beaufort Scale) that provide direct links to both Bulgaria and Albania.

The two met in unusual circumstances. Emily (pictured) was an avid traveller and published a book about her travels in Egypt and Syria. Percy, newly returned from Constantinople owing to ill health, gave it a sneeringly negative review, but this resulted in a correspondence with the book’s author and, with surprising rapidity, their marriage. In 1863, Emily set out on her travels again. This time her journey took her to Albania, partially retracing Lord Byron’s steps to Ioannina (now in modern-day Greece) and then northwards to Butrint, Saranda, Durres and Shkodra. Her account of the journey, On the Eastern Shore of the Adriatic in 1863, was published soon after, with her husband – who’d not accompanied her – providing supplementary material of a rather drier historical nature about the parts of northern Albania she’d not visited herself. The book places Emily among the female pioneers of travel to this part of the Balkans – of which there were several – who serve as precursors to Edith Durham, the great champion of Albanian independence from the Ottoman Empire.

Like his brother, however, Percy Smythe died relatively young (and without an heir), and it was the now widowed Emily who turned her attention to Bulgaria at the time of the 1876 April Uprising against the Ottoman occupiers. Appalled by the brutal suppression of the uprising, she travelled to Bulgaria and engaged herself in humanitarian work, earning herself a reputation as a ‘friend of Bulgaria’ that is now memorialised in monuments and street-names in various parts of the country – most notably, a sculpture in Hisarya and a street-name in Plovdiv. The great Bulgarian poet Ivan Vazov even wrote a poem dedicated to her - 'На леди Странгфорд' - which is available online in Bulgarian here.

I’m no great believer in ‘destiny’ and Emily Strangford is not a direct ancestor of mine, but her husband Percy and I do share a common, if somewhat distant-in-time ancestor in the form of Thomas ‘Customer’ Smythe and it’s interesting that, of all the countries in the world, she had connections with two Balkans countries with which, more than 150 years later, I have developed deep and enduring connections.


Friday, 16 January 2026

Recent and forthcoming publications


Links to poems and translations both (by me and of my work) published in the last year or so, plus a couple of forthcoming book publications. NB In some instances the links are not directly to poems etc, but the relevant location is usually easy enough to find.   

Once There Was Spring: full-length collection of my translations of the poems and prose poems of Bulgarian poet, translator and literary activist Geo Milev from Worple Press, Oct 2025

Scripts of I Went to Albania and Coastal Defences translated into Bulgarian by Zlatko Enev, Winter 2025 

Five poems translated into Serbian in A Too Powerful Word, Winter 2025 - print only  

Four poems in The High Window, Winter 2025 

Interview in Bulgarian re: Geo Milev translations, Literaturen Vestnik 43, Winter 2025

Poems, translations of various Bulgarian poets and a guide to contemporary Bulgarian poetry in translation, BODY, Fall 2025 

Translations of poems by Tzotcho Boyajiev in Ballast and tr.review, autumn 2025

Poem on New Boots & Pantisocracies, July 2025 

Three poems translated into Bulgarian by Kristin Dimitrova in Sofia Metaphors anthology, May 2025

Translations of poems by Kristin Dimitrova, Ilanot Review, March 2025 

Translations of poems by Petar Tchouhov, Littoral 35, March 2025

Translations of Bulgarian poets, ‘Bulgarian supplement 2’, The High Window, March 2025: 

Four poems in Littoral 32, October 2024 

Three poems translated into Bulgarian by Alexander Shurbanov in Потомството на Чосър (The Descendants of Chaucer) anthology, autumn 2024  

Coming soon

Автопортрет с тютюневи мустаци (Self-portrait with Tobacco Moustache), ДА издателство за поезия, 2026: new collection of my Bulgarian poems plus a selection of poems originally written in English and translated into Bulgaria by Kristin Dimitrova, Petar Tchouhov and Ivan Hristov 

A Moment Short of Perfection, White Pine Press, 2026: full-length collection of my translations of poems by Kristin Dimitrova

 

Thursday, 25 December 2025

The Vermeer connection

 


When I was a child, among the family legends about a Victorian actress, bankruptcy, a World War One fighter pilot, a grandfather who shot a swan by mistake, unexploded bombs in the Blitz and a scientist who kept a pistol under his pillow, there was a story that one of my ancestors on my mother’s side had written a book. A Catalogue Raisonné of Dutch and Flemish Painting. I tracked it down via Bristol City Library. A multi-volume tome published in the early nineteenth century by my great-great-great-great-grandfather John Smith. That was long before the internet and quite a lot more information about him has seeped into the public domain since then, thanks largely to former National Gallery director Charles Sebag-Montefiore taking an interest in him and publishing a book of his and his descendants’ letters.

Born in Trowbridge towards the end of the eighteenth century, John Smith went up to London to train as a picture framer. He was obviously very good at his craft and, once he’d set himself up in business in New Bond Street, his clients included John Constable and the Prince Regent. This success is presumably how he was able to afford trips to the Hermitage in St Petersburg – without realising, I assume, that one of his first wife’s ancestors, Thomas Smythe, had been in the same city during the early days of Boris Godunov’s reign – and, more importantly in the longer term, visits to the Netherlands where he encountered the work of Rubens and Vermeer. Both artists not being especially valued at that time, John Smith began to buy their paintings and take them back to England where his picture framing business rapidly transformed into an art dealership. He bought and sold paintings for the rest of his life, as did his son and his grandson, before my own great-grandfather blew the profits on various indulgences and had to sell the business after a pleasingly complex series of Edwardian scandals.

On the one hand, it seems that John Smith was instrumental in creating the modern art trade and all its absurdities – it’s perhaps no accident that either Sotheby’s or Christies occupy the premises he once owned in New Bond Streets – while, on the other, he also seems to have played a key role in ‘saving’ Vermeer from oblivion. According to various scholarly sources, it was his inclusion of Vermeer in the Catalogue Raisonné and possible purchase of Vermeer’s works for his illustrious clients that led to the Delft genius being recognised as the important figure in European art he undoubtedly is. It would, of course, be pleasingly spectacular to conclude this story with the revelation that when the last of my ancestors on that side of my family – my mother’s aunt – died last year, we found a long-lost Vermeer in her attic. But we didn’t. It is, however, rather nice to know that my forebear played at least some part in putting Vermeer on the map.

 

Monday, 29 September 2025

Geo Milev translations now published in book form

 I'm delighted to be able to say that Worple Press has just published my translations of the poems and prose-poems of the late great Bulgarian modernist Geo Milev (1895-1925). The book, Once There Was Spring, includes all of Milev's major poems/prose-poems as well as a number of his critical writings and a brief introduction offering some context. In the UK, you can currently order copies from the Worple Press website via this link. I will also be in the UK to promote the book early next year and have a few copies in my hot little hands here in Sofia. Milev was undoubtedly a key figure in both Bulgarian and European poetry in the early twentieth century and I am indebted to everyone who has helped and supported me during the lengthy gestation of these translations. 

Tuesday, 29 July 2025

Pamphlets from Sofia

Here are the links to the five short pamphlets I've put up on here for free download over the last few summers.

How Much He Knew: prose speculations about my father

Scenes From Unfilmed Cinema - poems

And Now Rousing Music - poems

Foreign In Europe - poems

Present Continuous - poems